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 Our team of Twisted Monkeys has come to find out that you are currently not a member of MTW or you're an idiot and forgot to log in. As punishable in a court of law, we have no choice but to have Morty's Ass bless you with its delicious curves and tantalizing butt hairs. If you so choose to register and log in to the site, sadly, you will have this image of such a sexy ass only as a faint memory because this message and Morty's ass will no longer be visible to you. So you are sitting there thinking, "WHY JOIN? I love looking at his ass." Well, with every good thing you have to give up, such as staring at this hairy ass, there often comes much greater benefits. Such as being able to read forums that only MEMBERS can read along with being able to post and mingle with our community here. 9 out 10 morons recommend you join. The choice is yours. I'd personally go REGISTER and LOG IN. As so many others have doubted joining, once they became a member, they have never left.
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 To And From Morty | ||||
 | Rules that will be enforced everywhere on the site, along with explanations of the various sections of the site. NEW PEOPLE GO HERE FIRST PLEASE! | 9 | 980 | |
| Morty has a question to ask all of you or maybe just something to announce | 94 | 1,882 | |
| See something wrong on the site? Something confusing you on the site? Got a possible suggestion to improve the site? | 78 | 803 | |
| We must make MTW the biggest F'n site on the net. Help promote it! Share your ideas and the ways YOU have helped promote MTW. | 34 | 570 | |
| Any and all contests including Arcade Tournaments will be listed and updated here. | 53 | 1,538 | |
| 2008 is MTW's 10 year anniversary! And we're going to make a special edition book to celebrate it. Read more and be a part of it! | 6 | 66 | |
| Premium Members | ||||
| All the yummy goodness of being a Premium Member is beyond this link! Section will "appear" empty to NON-Premium Members. | Private | 34 | 503 |
| Ramble Row | ||||
| This is another location as to where you can read the rambles if you were to skip past them on the main page of the site. | 217 | 3,075 | |
| Rambles of MTW Members (1 Viewing) Got something to ramble about? We're all ears. Let the words flow! | 801 | 12,868 | |
| This is where each MTW podcast will be announced and discussed. | 94 | 1,456 | |
| Discussions on MTW Shows of the past, present and future! Participate and help us make the shows that much better! | 16 | 223 | |
| General Crap | ||||
| Top ranked threads from all around the web. Synergy brings the MTW community together with other communities. | 3,333 | 8,589 | |
| Jokes, Jokes and more Jokes! (2 Viewing) Got a joke? Share it!
Want to read some good ones? This is the place! | 2,918 | 9,373 | |
| This is the place for all of your questions to be answered by a specially trained team of Twisted Researchers. | 497 | 5,750 | |
| A section where a new poll will be posted once a week. It may be stupid or serious, but you can vote and voice your opinion, and let's face it, we ALL have an opinion on MTW. | 71 | 1,327 | |
| Our very own Maximal Will post a daily thought of the day. Look for guest host appearing weekly!! | 386 | 1,823 | |
| A section much like Thought of the Day only in here will dwell a completely random, bizarre and almost totally useless random fact each and every day. | 113 | 363 | |
| Anything that's Twisted or Weird. Whether it's a story, something you saw, or just a frigen idea in your head. | 269 | 1,907 | |
| Anything & Everything that doesn't seem to fit anywhere else. | 1,050 | 12,259 | |
| A majority of the members of MTW could afford to lose some weight. So we're working together to encourage one another to do something about it and get a little healthier. | 32 | 202 | |
| This section is ONLY to test things out. Not to have full blown threads going on. Need to test something, you do it here. | 17 | 127 | |
| Monkey Thoughts & Helpful Hints | ||||
| A section for discussing the major or interesting news and current event stories. | 108 | 737 | |
| Reviews (1 Viewing) People's reviews on misc things such as TV shows, Movies, Restaurants, etc. If the category doesn't exist, suggest a new one! | 125 | 752 | |
| Tips and Tricks on how to improve your experience and functioning of your PC for both the internet and normal use | 21 | 125 | |
| Got a succesful meal or dessert or special drink that you've made before? Share the recipe with all of us! | 30 | 188 | |
| Member's experiences as kids, pulling pranks, having sex, and other misc. things they've experienced | 142 | 2,011 | |
| Artistic little shits, aren't you?!?! | ||||
| Members have some twisted minds and love doctoring images of each other and other people in life. | 74 | 890 | |
| Various things members have created on their PC or captured with their cameras | 58 | 435 | |
| Picture Association Game (1 Viewing) Fun little game I discovered on www.Fatwillie.net . Liked it so much I'm doing it here on MTW. | 17 | 848 | |
| Word Games (1 Viewing) Various versions of various word games. All requiring all of you to participate. So join in bitches! | 83 | 37,279 | |
| Share the link! -- Dumping Grounds | ||||
| Got a link to some game on the web you want to share? | 246 | 958 | |
| Find a news article of some type that's worth sharing? An entertaining ramble of sorts on some other site? Dump it here bitch! | 391 | 2,288 | |
| Videos & Flash Dump (2 Viewing) Find a funny-ass or twisted video? Sweet flash file? Dump the link to them in here! We want to see them! | 1,986 | 8,551 | |
| SAFE For Work ONLY links to pages with cool pictures. Whether it be sweet morphed pics, rainbows & unicorns, or CableMonkey with a funny hat. SAFE FOR WORK ONLY!!!! | 2,219 | 8,433 | |
| Find a nice montage of pics that may be Not Safe For Work (NSFW) that you know at least a few of us would want to see? PLEASE MARK YOUR POST TITLE WITH THE LETTERS NSFW WHEN POSTING. | 660 | 4,347 | |
| All those videos you find on the net that are NOT SAFE FOR WORK. PLEASE MARK YOUR POST TITLE WITH THE LETTERS NSFW WHEN POSTING. Share them and your thoughts on them. VIDEOS ONLY. | 312 | 1,764 | |
| Got a link to something on the net that doesn't fit in these other few categories, DUMP IT HERE! | 188 | 1,264 | |
| Got a website? Want some opinions on it from fellow members of MTW? Post a link along with a description of your site and what your goal, if any, is with your site. | 76 | 854 | |
| Everyone likes something for nothing, so put you links here of helpful software or games that people can download, or links to any other free stuff you may find. | 25 | 129 | |
| Got a kickass or interesting music video? Share it with others and introduce people to music they may not have experienced before! | 571 | 791 | |
| ALL PORN VIDEOS AND PORN PICTURES AND PORN LINKS GO HERE! Since so many of you look at porn on a daily basis, you might as well get it here! | 58 | 189 | |
| Misc MTW Stuff | ||||
| Various pages that are not multiple pages of the same theme. | 220 | 4,877 | |
| Convenient location for me to put a few things for myself that you are all welcome to discuss and view | 76 | 702 | |
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